Have you heard any of these jokes:
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say -- talk in your sleep.
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
And then the young son asked his father, 'Is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Why is the beginning of the relationship so exciting, romantic, hot and after a few years of marriage the happy couple is contemplating divorce?
The problem with relationships is that men and women have different needs - everyone knows that but when you understand what a women wants and what a man wants and then work on the relationship with an understanding of each others needs you can develop the relationship into an exciting, loving, caring satisfying marriage.
How can this be accomplished?
Women want attention, appreciation, and communication.
Men want sex. The sex drive in a man is incredibly strong. Think about the beginning of most relationships. The man is attentive, appreciative and talks. The women gets what she wants because the man is interested in getting her into bed.
So a great way for couples to bring excitement back into the relationship is to have the women focus on channeling her husbands sex drive. Once this is accomplished she will get what she wants. When a man's sex drive is channeled he will again become attentive, romantic, appreciative and he will communicate.
This can be done with a little imagination. It wont require the wife to hang from the ceiling fan dressed in garter belts with a paddle in her hand. When a wife learns to use her feminine qualities she can bring her husband to attention in a very short period of time.
Sound like work? Sound a little weird? Every relationship requires work. If you want a relationship that you've only dreamed about learn how to use your sexuality and you'll find your husband begging to do things for you.
by HARRISON OMOTUENMHEN